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i have just eaten 4 roast beef and horseradish sandwiches ,10 crispbread with guacamole on ,2 chopped tomatoes ,1 avocado ,2 crispbread with home made rhubarb jam on ,a lemon mousse and finished off with a piece of coconut and jam sponge cake ,washed down with a cappuccino . it would be fair to say i am a right greedy pig . for my tea i am having salmon with broccoli ,new potatoes and green beans with water cress sauce followed by fresh fruit salad ,dont know how many calories in that lot but i keep telling myself its healthy ,that's my excuse any way . mother of the bride or groom dresses with jackets